wiring sparks

One rainy day I was walking to school and lightning struck right beside me. I heard that it was quite
unlucky and was I right! At school my teacher was sick so this young boy named ANKIT came in with a
shrink ray that had a picture of a pirate on it. He said “Yabba-dabba-doo” and shot the shrink ray at us.
We got so small that we fell in between the floorboards and landed in the basement. So mean little Ankit
it came round and brought us back up and flushed us down the toilet. Which smelt bad but that wasn't
the real problem. We were being flushed down the toilet and would be drowning to our death any moment
now. But then we remembered that people have made a special way out of there toilets in case of any
future pollution. So we opened up the circular trapdoor and hopped out and saw a demand who said
BYE and took us to heven.

putting a movie on your blog

Today I have been learning how to embed a movie on my blog please check out the videos below
 

this is my reflection on my goal

I forgot about it until this week so I decided I'm going to have to practice a lot and practice and when my school time and at home

sit-ups

Sit-ups

                                                                                                                

Sit-ups is a good exercise to make your abdominals stronger and keep you fit.

1.  Lie on your back with your knees pointing up to the ceiling.

2. Put your hands behind your head so that your elbows point out to the sides.                                                                  

3. Pull yourself up so that you're looking at your toes .

4. Then just go back down to the lying position and repeat that process .

Tip practise 3 times a day in sets of 10 `

 Vomit Fritters

                                                               by Jack and Ollie

                                                                          

Vomit fritters can feed 5 hungry skunks and 2 vampire bats if a human eats it they die in pain within 10 hours

   

Ingredients:

2 cups of baby's vomit

Two rats eyeballs

rats guts

ruined milk

10 grams of ear wax

2 sweaty socks

a quarter of a cow heart

A quarter of a cup of rats blood

Equipment:

1. A hot Oven
2. A Hammer
3. A big Pan
4. A mixing bowl
5. white serving

Method:

1 Violently squish up the rat's eyeballs with the hammer,  Then boil them for 5 minutes and then pour it into the mixing bowl

2 Next, pour the babies vomit into the mixing bowl

3 Then Fiercely mix the rat guts in the mixing bowl with the vomit and the rats eyes

4 Now pour the rats blood in the pan then put the ruined milk in the pan with the rats blood after that put it in the oven for 2 minutes

5 Soon after that squeeze the sweaty socks into the pan

6  Next flatten the ear wax then put it in the mixing bowl

7 Then put all of it in the pan then roll them into a ball

8 Lastly when there done, cook them in the oven for 20 minutes

Serving:

1 serve the skunks first because the vampire bats are greedy!

2 then serve the vampire bats, only 2 servings otherwise the bats will get very fat!

DADWAVERS As he went under the could blue water he saw a 5 meter high blurry brown greek god statue with its arms stretched out. He swam closer so he could brush some of the dirt off its head. “Wow it has greek god marking on it” he was surprised the greek god statue would be down here in the mariana trench. Then it started moving so he took a quick picture and then swam as fast as he could away the greek god statue slowly walking after him, The last of the sun was seeping through the water will he make it out in time he kicked as fast as a shark!!! So he might have a chance… When his head broke throw the water he took off his air tank and shouted to a fishing boat to pick him up they let him aboard. He told them to call for the NAVY so the fishermen called the NAVY. The NAVY were there in 5 minutes he told them what he saw, They said for him to come down and show them but and then he said:“that would be just be dumb”. But Eventually, they persuaded him to show them the way so he went scared to death into the freezing cold water they swam a few paces and then saw the the big blurry brown shape moving in the distance...

Kia ora I'm Ollie

I’m a year 5 boy at Marshland School I have one little brother. I am half English, one-quarter Australian and one-quarter kiwi, but I feel mostly like a kiwi My teachers are Miss Burtenshaw, Mrs. Roberts, Mr. Sutherland and Miss Raynel.

I have a dog named Splash a cat called Aladdin, I have 2 guinea pigs called Pete and Elfy. I like sports such as soccer, basketball, and rugby because it is a team sport. I do cubs, basketball, football, swimming, and athletics for a sport

I competed in a lot of different competitions like swimming, cross country, duathlon and I got into canterburys for most of them too.  I like maths because it is a challenge and fun. My hobby is skateboarding because its fun and you can do lots of tricks and also playing in the bush with my friends and tramping and photography because so you can remember your experiences and say I took that.

Public or Private Profiles

We are learning what to include in a public profile that will go on our blog. check out my post on my blog  and leave a comment 

private vs. public information

Welcome

Haere Mai, Talofa Lava, Mālō e Lelei , Maligayang Pagdating and welcome to my very own blog for learning. I look forward to sharing my learning with teachers, my school, my family and friends anywhere.