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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

wiring sparks


One rainy day I was walking to school and lightning struck right beside me. I heard that it was quite
unlucky and was I right! At school my teacher was sick so this young boy named ANKIT came in with a
shrink ray that had a picture of a pirate on it. He said “Yabba-dabba-doo” and shot the shrink ray at us.
We got so small that we fell in between the floorboards and landed in the basement. So mean little Ankit
it came round and brought us back up and flushed us down the toilet. Which smelt bad but that wasn't
the real problem. We were being flushed down the toilet and would be drowning to our death any moment
now. But then we remembered that people have made a special way out of there toilets in case of any
future pollution. So we opened up the circular trapdoor and hopped out and saw a demand who said
BYE and took us to heven.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

putting a movie on your blog

Today I have been learning how to embed a movie on my blog please check out the videos below
 

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

this is my reflection on my goal

I forgot about it until this week so I decided I'm going to have to practice a lot and practice and when my school time and at home

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

sit-ups

Sit-ups
                                                                                                                


Sit-ups is a good exercise to make your abdominals stronger and keep you fit.


  1.  Lie on your back with your knees pointing up to the ceiling.


  1. Put your hands behind your head so that your elbows point out to the sides.                                                                  
  1. Pull yourself up so that you're looking at your toes .


  1. Then just go back down to the lying position and repeat that process .



Tip practise 3 times a day in sets of 10 `

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

 Vomit Fritters


                                                               by Jack and Ollie


                                                                          
Vomit fritters can feed 5 hungry skunks and 2 vampire bats if a human eats it they die in pain within 10 hours
   




Ingredients:

2 cups of baby's vomit
Two rats eyeballs
rats guts
ruined milk
10 grams of ear wax
2 sweaty socks
a quarter of a cow heart
A quarter of a cup of rats blood


Equipment:

  1. A hot Oven
  2. A Hammer
  3. A big Pan
  4. A mixing bowl
  5. white serving
Method:
1 Violently squish up the rat's eyeballs with the hammer,  Then boil them for 5 minutes and then pour it into the mixing bowl

2 Next, pour the babies vomit into the mixing bowl

3 Then Fiercely mix the rat guts in the mixing bowl with the vomit and the rats eyes

4 Now pour the rats blood in the pan then put the ruined milk in the pan with the rats blood after that put it in the oven for 2 minutes

5 Soon after that squeeze the sweaty socks into the pan

6  Next flatten the ear wax then put it in the mixing bowl

7 Then put all of it in the pan then roll them into a ball

8 Lastly when there done, cook them in the oven for 20 minutes


Serving:

1 serve the skunks first because the vampire bats are greedy!

2 then serve the vampire bats, only 2 servings otherwise the bats will get very fat!






















Friday, July 27, 2018