Vomit Fritters

                                                               by Jack and Ollie

                                                                          

Vomit fritters can feed 5 hungry skunks and 2 vampire bats if a human eats it they die in pain within 10 hours

   

Ingredients:

2 cups of baby's vomit

Two rats eyeballs

rats guts

ruined milk

10 grams of ear wax

2 sweaty socks

a quarter of a cow heart

A quarter of a cup of rats blood

Equipment:

1. A hot Oven
2. A Hammer
3. A big Pan
4. A mixing bowl
5. white serving

Method:

1 Violently squish up the rat's eyeballs with the hammer,  Then boil them for 5 minutes and then pour it into the mixing bowl

2 Next, pour the babies vomit into the mixing bowl

3 Then Fiercely mix the rat guts in the mixing bowl with the vomit and the rats eyes

4 Now pour the rats blood in the pan then put the ruined milk in the pan with the rats blood after that put it in the oven for 2 minutes

5 Soon after that squeeze the sweaty socks into the pan

6  Next flatten the ear wax then put it in the mixing bowl

7 Then put all of it in the pan then roll them into a ball

8 Lastly when there done, cook them in the oven for 20 minutes

Serving:

1 serve the skunks first because the vampire bats are greedy!

2 then serve the vampire bats, only 2 servings otherwise the bats will get very fat!